People seriously need to learn how to walk in public areas. If you're alone in your house or walking down a secluded street that's one thing. Spell out your name with your feet, jump from side to side, shit imitate the "Singing in the Rain" dance for all I care. But when you are on a public street, surrounded by other people (especially if it's a lot of people) well then you're gonna have to follow some fuckin rules son:
1. Get your ass over to the fuckin side. The sidewalk isn't your fucking runway and your bitch ass ain't Beyonce. Your life isn't one giant hip flexing video with Jay-Z posted up on a trash can in the backdrop with a cigar in his mouth. It's the fuckin SIDEWALK son, respect that shit.
2. Keep pace with the crowd. Can't do that? Then get you ass over to the fuckin side. Some folks walk slower than others, and that's completely okay. What's not okay however is that slow ass fucker who decides to walk right in the middle of the muhhfuckin sidewalk. Don't let them have a big ass neither or even worse a fuckin baby stroller or a cart, then you're fuckin doomed to be stuck behind their slow moving ass for at least half a block.
3. You're in love? How Sweet! Get to the fuckin SIDE!: There is nothing that makes me despise the concept of love more than nauseating assholes who misuse it. Like the bronchitis attempting to form in Sweet Brown's lungs, don't nobody got time for that! I honestly don't care if a couple is that insecure in their relationship that they need to validate it by taking PDA to the extreme, just take your desperate ass to the side, I got places to be.
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