If you're sick, I'm sorry. I hope you feel better. I also hope you stay your sniveling, congested ass as far the fuck away from me as possible. There is nothing more disgusting than sittin in a subway car minding your business only to have some strap hanger posted up in front of you descending vaporized droplets of rhinopharyngitis all over your shit. Why is it that the most infected people have to share the most shit? When you're healthy you can go for days without having to touch anything other than your own stuff. Soon as you get sick you have to hug your gramma, someone wants you to watch their baby, you need to give a hand shaking presentation to 200 sweaty palmed individuals. Either way, being sick sucks. Spreading that shit just makes you a rude bastard. It's always the truly sick muhhfuckas that never even attempt to isolate themselves. They're always the ones who sit a little too close to you on the bus, who get a little too much into your personal space when they're talking to you. They're the muhhfuckas who will sneeze all in ya grill and then keep on talkin like that wasn't disgusting as fuck. Get a box of tissues and a bottle of hand sanitizer and keep it movin. They're also the ones to look at you sideways when you outwardly show your disgust. I got on the train the other day and took a seat. A few stops later this walking germ gets on already coughing and sneezing. The car was practically empty, she could have sat wherever she wanted to, and yet she posted up RIGHT next to my ass. I immediately got up and walked over to the other side of the car and sat down. This gross ass woman yells down at me, "oh you don't want me near you?!" as she sneezes. "And catch what you got? hell no ma'am." The funny part is that in situations like these the germophobe is always seen as the bitch. Like I'm an asshole for trying to stay as healthy as possible and calling you out on your own uncleanliness. Welp, see me as a bitch all you want, I'll be the healthy bitch in the corner, rudely criticizing your gross, spreading viruses hither and yon, ass.
No comments:
Post a Comment