Babies are cute. Babies in public are not. There is nothing more annoying than heading to work only to have your momentum stopped because some parent with a little kid decided to play, "let's see if you can walk" during fuckin rush hour. Any other time and that shit is cute. But when I'm tryna book it up the stairs and you decide to have your kid climb those shits himself rather than just picking them up I wanna drop kick your kid right back down those muhhfuckin stairs.
Same goes for independent babies-- the babies that can do whatever they want and their parents just give no fucks. These are the babies who run up and down the benches on the train. Who stick their sticky ass booger covered faces in your own personal space because they're attracted by your smart phone. The babies you almost die for because they wander too close to the damn street while their parents are "liking" every status on Facebook and OOOOOOH SHIT WATCH OUT FOR THE BUS!
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